Self-service Bailout

Dear Mom,
Since they say everyone in America is in a recession, and big banks, auto-industries, and others are getting bailed out and all of that....I figured you too deserve a bailout.

Granted, this is more like a little bit off the tip of the iceberg that went into raising me, but more than ever, here is to you for the now.

I just Bailed-Out your car. Yep. You Own that bitch. And granted, its losing value everyday and such and is the worst...it made no sense to be paying 13.5% on ANYTHING, and since the loan is in my name ANYWAY...here you go homie.


Ok.
So my xmas shopping list never existed, but I participated too. Booyah. now...what to get my Jew friend...hmmmm