Dilema

Today has been stressful.

Why?
I have a new boss.
Not a big deal you say.

Yes, it is.
Because shes a walking fail.
simple.


But that isnt the dilemma.

The issue is this, im perplexed. A coworker friend of mine told me to head over to victorias secret to capitalize on the awesome sales that they have for the season. Not for me, as you were thinking, but for women friends.

Now, im in now way, shape, or form conservative. But...uh....can you say blush-face. I mean, I dont know, the idea seems like a win win, but then thats also the reason it can be a set up for failure.

I go, get 5 cute undies for her.
five things that can go wrong

1. I get the size wrong and shell think I think shes a fatty fatty 2x4
2. I get uncomfortable scratchy underwear, and everytime she puts it on, shell be cursing me from her love-locations, and then Ill be barred from even a casual outing.
3. she could take it the wrong way and think that I want to see her in said underwear...nope, im buying them to see what they look like on the floor...
4. She sees that I got them on sale, and now Im a cheap ass. (but seriously....)
5. She puts it under her tree and opens the gift in front of her family... AWK..

But I am sure all the positives outweigh the negatives. Right?

What are your thoughts on the idea? Are there better gifts to be giving?